While I was away

I WAS TAGGED. By Two people. So, here's to whatever you do, when you are tagged.....

TAG #1

If you were an animal, which would you be? I would never be an animal. Ever.

If you were a city, which would you be? Florence in my dreams.

If you were a flower, which would you be? Gerber Daisy.

If you were a vegetable, which would you be? Not a tomato (why doesn’t tomato have an “e” at the end-tomatoe).

If you were a color, which would you be? Really light, yet bright, blue.

If you were a fruit, which would you be? Raspberry. Nice and plump and has a kick to it. Pah.

If you were a season, which would you be? Summer. Because it's "smokin' hot". Mwah ha ha

If you were a shoe, which would you be? Definitely flats. Definitely.

If you were a vehicle, which would you be? Audi SUV, if I didn’t have to pay for my own gas.

If you were an appliance, which would you be? Oven. Nice, warm, welcoming. Ha ha ha I love these questions. Keep ‘em coming.

If you were a Disney character, which would you be? Cinderella. Her Prince Charming rescued her from a life of filth. Ha ha That was deep. I didn’t mean any of it. Except for the Princess part. And the Prince Charming, of course.

If you were a dessert, which would you be? Cheesecake. Always. Any day. Any kind. Cheesecake.

If you were a time of day, which would you be? 8:00 PM so I could cuddle my J, and carry him off to dreams… (again, these questions rock. Ha.)

If you were a cereal, which would you be? I would love to be something lean and mean, like Life. But realistically, I would be Captain Crunch.

If you were a instrument, which would you be? All I can think of is dental instruments. Ew.

TAG #2
A- Attached or Single? Are you kidding me?

B- Best Friend? Please see the above stated question. They are joined in one.

C- Cake or Pie? Cheesecake. Always. Any day. Any kind. Cheesecake.

D- Day of Choice? I would like to add another day.

E- Essential Item? “Something my judgment tells me I shouldn't write on blog?” Wait. What?

F- Favorite Color? Green or blue. Right now black. I would love to be sleeping, and seeing black. With my eyes closed. Sleeping. Did I mention it’s 1:00 AM? Why am I doing this again? Hmph.

G- Gummy Bears or Worms? Same exact thing. Sorry people.

H- Hometown? I’m so confused by that one small word.

F- Favorite Indulgence? Why are there two F's??

J- January or July? January did me well, but I suppose I would usually prefer July.

K- Kids? DEF:A young goat. The young of a similar animal, such as an antelope. Who knew?

L- Life isn't complete without? Life.

M- Marriage date? April Fools Day 2005. Yo.

N- Number of brothers and sisters? 8 brothers. 3 sisters.

O- Oranges or Apples? Not so much apples. Unless caramel dip is involved. How nutritious and delicious. Right? Pah.

P- Phobias and Fears? Practically the same thing.

Q- Quote? Why is there just one word here?

R- Reason to smile? I filed my taxes today. January 31. I rock.

S- Season of choice? Spring, Summer or Fall. Winter could die a sorry, painful, cold death for all I care anymore.

T- Tag five people? NATALIE (sucker), Doretha, MEG, Jess, Katie McBride!! YESSS!!

U- Unknown fact about me? I’m a twin. That’s got to count some where.

V- Vegetable? Hate most of them. J (and future, potential children), I will NEVER force you to eat vegetables. Ever.

W- Worst Habit? Not sleeping.

X-ray or Ultrasound? I have no idea would this could possible mean??

Y- Your favorite food? Anything with sugar.

Z- Zodiac Sign? Hm. Really no idea. March? What is that??